Jake Sarnowski

Aspiring Writer, Oil Magnate

 
 

Allow me to welcome the vast majority who have stumbled onto this page by mistake. I’m sure if you recheck the spelling of your Google search, you’ll see that you’ve misspelled “Free Erotic Rickshaw Rides” as “Jake Sarnowski.”


No harm done. It happens more than you’d expect and I’d prefer.


For those of you who typed your search correctly, congratulations on finding the number one online destination for information on me, your most likely friend, family member, or casual acquaintance.


Enjoy your time here and if you have thoughts on how I can improve the site and your experience here feel free to keep them to yourself.


Sincerely,

Jake Sarnowski


Founder/CEO Free Erotic Rickshaw Rides Inc.

A Generic Welcome